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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:56 pm

I was wondering how fast you can run?
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:57 pm

I am fine, thank you for asking. How are you?

And I can run pretty not quicking, I'm really not fast.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:58 pm

I'm going through pretty painful penis reduction surgery currently. My penis is far too large and no woman has ever been able to have sex with me and live, I'm still a technical virgin because I haven't been able to have sex long enough to orgasm. So I'm getting a reduction, but it's a long process.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:01 pm

Wow man, well I hope that works out for you. I'm also a technical virgin, in everyway possible as I have never even held hands with a woman. My penis is far too small for any sexual contact anyways, I'm content with masturbating with 2 fingers while surfing the Internet for Japanese ladies in porn.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:01 pm

Wow, you want to meet my sister? I'm sure she can help you lose your virginity and she owes me a favor.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:03 pm

Nah, that's ok, I don't want things to get weird with Karon, I'm pretty sure she would laugh at my minuscule penis (especially because she's a size queen) and I wouldn't be able to get it up which would mean my penis would be smaller than my belly button and I have an innie.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:05 pm

Yeah, when we played doctor as a kid and she would always comment on my massive size, I think my penis warped her perception on how big penises are supposed to be and she's never been able to find anyone who's been able to measure up to her brother, literally. Though now that I'm getting a reduction I'm hoping she'll be able learn that size doesn't matter.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:07 pm

I hope so too, Mic. Anyways Mic, have you heard about Mic?
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:07 pm

No Mic what happened to Mic?
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:08 pm

He was caught with a meth lab in his basement. I actually found him, I asked him where he got all that Pyrex and that's when he brandished his pistol. I stole that joke.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:09 pm

I notice you steal jokes alot. Well anyway Mic, I gotta go now, I'll talk to you later.
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Post  Mic Messiah Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:10 pm

Alright Mic, talk to you later. Say hi to Karon for me, bye Mic.
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Post  No BS Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:05 am

Ohai Mic how are you? Wat
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Post  Saphire_flames Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:20 am

Damn you wanted to talk that bad you could have messaged me lol haha
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