Ohai Mic how are you?
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Ohai Mic how are you?
I was wondering how fast you can run?
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
I am fine, thank you for asking. How are you?
And I can run pretty not quicking, I'm really not fast.
And I can run pretty not quicking, I'm really not fast.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
I'm going through pretty painful penis reduction surgery currently. My penis is far too large and no woman has ever been able to have sex with me and live, I'm still a technical virgin because I haven't been able to have sex long enough to orgasm. So I'm getting a reduction, but it's a long process.
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Wow man, well I hope that works out for you. I'm also a technical virgin, in everyway possible as I have never even held hands with a woman. My penis is far too small for any sexual contact anyways, I'm content with masturbating with 2 fingers while surfing the Internet for Japanese ladies in porn.
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Wow, you want to meet my sister? I'm sure she can help you lose your virginity and she owes me a favor.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
Nah, that's ok, I don't want things to get weird with Karon, I'm pretty sure she would laugh at my minuscule penis (especially because she's a size queen) and I wouldn't be able to get it up which would mean my penis would be smaller than my belly button and I have an innie.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
Yeah, when we played doctor as a kid and she would always comment on my massive size, I think my penis warped her perception on how big penises are supposed to be and she's never been able to find anyone who's been able to measure up to her brother, literally. Though now that I'm getting a reduction I'm hoping she'll be able learn that size doesn't matter.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
I hope so too, Mic. Anyways Mic, have you heard about Mic?
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
No Mic what happened to Mic?
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
He was caught with a meth lab in his basement. I actually found him, I asked him where he got all that Pyrex and that's when he brandished his pistol. I stole that joke.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
I notice you steal jokes alot. Well anyway Mic, I gotta go now, I'll talk to you later.
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Alright Mic, talk to you later. Say hi to Karon for me, bye Mic.
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Re: Ohai Mic how are you?
Damn you wanted to talk that bad you could have messaged me lol haha
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