Rhyme Sayer vs. l.e.b.

Ummmm, a good match. Close if you ask me. Again, too tired to think straight. Judges... go ahead...

Rhyme Sayer:

Personality swerve, like Mercy, when I confront a b*tch, a lady
Hot like 2 dimes plus 4, hot like the core, earthly maybe
You spit cliché adamantly, be gay resentfully
Get play without having to be, scholarly dollars be spent fully
Went bully after pulling in chicks landed you some spit
And Tommy Collins to vomit the thought of your dick in one’s clit
Shit, you caused more purges than Robespierre
So hoes beware, your underwear’s more like overwear
Flow without swear, pshh better chance you show a scare
Flat like plateau so you go right below the snare 
Yo mammary glands stick up at seventy man strippers
Your sexual state’s an enigma like Jack the Ripper
I make l.e.b. stand for living everyday as a beginner
You only live once, but you take eradications like an Indian giver
Drop uppercase from acronyms, only class you musta passed was chins
I’ve been a reg for years and I musta laughed when you walked in


l.e.b.:

No more playin' time, say ya rhymes, you know I'm slayin' mine
You'll get flayed alive, and made to die, in the same design
In my other battles, an explosion felt when my blows were dealt
Like the rest, not the chest or face, the only place you hit is below the belt
You'll reach for gay jokes, and preach or make pokes, at my childish demeanor
Either you don't feel ether or you're a weak reader, so I've decided to teach ya
I take time to make rhymes, but the result is perfection
Class is in session, and this is your last lesson
Is that sexual innuendo? Hell no! Well maybe
I got a queer soul and walk like a dear old lady
But this fag, will come in back, with guns and cap, your loved ones, friends, and entire hood
I desire wood, so I'll feast on more forests than a fire would from unattended fire wood
I don't dramatize, you'll get sodomized, in front of your mama's eyes, with no mercy
You won't be saying rhymes, you'll be saying "Why? l.e.b. don't hurt me!"
You claim to be a Rhymesayer like Aesop Rock, but you're not hot, tough luck
Here's an Eyedea, you'll catch a Slug from my rugged thugs while we butt fuck

lmao at l.e.bs last 2 lines.

Rhymesayer is on a warpath. So. I gotta vote for him.

"Here's an Eyedea, you'll catch a Slug from my rugged thugs while we butt fuck"

What the fuck?

I'd go with Rhyme Sayer

l.e.b.'s was really good, but FYI you called yourself gay on your own verse more than I called you gay on mine lol.

Lol ikr. I saw that when he sent it and was about to ask him if he wanted to save his E-Cred... then I was like nawww. Naw but Snoop need to send that verse, I'm really tired.....[/quote]

I have an exam first thing in the morning lol wish he hurried up too :p

I like what l.e.b. did with his verse. But damn this is close.. Ill flip a coin, wait a sec.... It was tails l.e.b.

l.e.b

Rhyme Sayer, but it was close.

Nice job Rhyme Sayer, but I saw those gay jokes coming lol. My verse was weird as fuck though, honestly I wrote the first half trying to be lyrical and the second making a bunch of sexual innuendo. I should've done it more cohesively I think. I was kinda overwhelmed by the gay jokes from Richie's verse, so I was trying to play off some of that, maybe take it off the table for future battles. Still, really nice verses we pitted against each other, I'll be happy with whatever result.

Close. I was gonna vote for l.e.b. till I read his last 2 lines. That just put me off, I vote Rhyme Sayer.

RHYME SAYER

I was gonna go with l.e.b. till I heard all the lines calling himself gay. I vote for Rhyme Sayer

SnoopKnowsBest wrote:I was gonna go with l.e.b. till I heard all the lines calling himself gay. I vote for Rhyme Sayer

lol

Rhyme Sayer killed it, so not only does he get my vote but he also wins my much sought after "verse of the round" prize

l.e.b.'s last 2 bars would've actually been pretty clever if he had have said anything other than "butt fuck" at the end