Varnished Table vs. Voel
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{E.M. Wuz X}
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Varnished Table vs. Voel
{E.M. Wuz X} Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:43 pm
Will Voel be carried out on a varnished stretcher... Will the table be broken... These questions will be answered by the voters...
Voel:
Alright homie get that dick out of your mouth is you want me to hear what you say/
Voel will dry out your flow, dump your ass in the middle of the desert and leave you stray/
This battle doesn't make sense, you write your bars on a table, but tables don't write rhymes/
They just use whatever you put on them for dessert like freaking Vanilla Ice/
Just to let you know, it was not a good idea if you decide to fuck with me/
I always tear tables to pieces while I'm fucking on them even if they are made out of steel/
I need something more stable like the bed you were sleeping in when I entered your head and locked up your creativity on a cage it can never escape/
So, me losing this battle is illogical, like a woman leaving me or Obama getting support from the KKK/
Reality hits you hard and you ain't gonna cut it with that nursery rhyme/
You better grow up because I don't wanna fuck with a child like a damn pedophile/
Get down from that cloud and stop thinking so high of yourself that you are not a god/
The light posts on the street are higher than you and still get pissed on by an average dog/
I'm like a pimp putting my money on the bank, and you're just a hoe taking a money shot to the face/
I am the minotaur and you are just getting deeper into my maze/
I'm rhyming and stealing like Ali Baba and the forty thieves/
After this battle look at what you have left on your hands, I took your respect and prestige, and shattered your dreams/
Varnished Table:
Call damage control center, I'm about to manage Voel's journey/
Round one was laughable, think you can surpass me in this tourney/
With similarities as the Liberals, your words are overly impractical/
Have you ever counted syllables, elementary teachers marked ya fallible/
I'm not even going to my pinnacle, my wise words are too valuable/
And plus, your raps are minimal, my mind is too cynical for Vowel/
Or whatever the hell the guy's name is, he needs to throw in the towel/
This guy needs a term weaker than layman's, my lines need spray cans/
Try to move on to the next round, but I find a way to stray your plans/
And it's bound that a table will be crowned as better than the disabled/
Any other plot will be announced as a fable, and it's pronounced you're unable/
To hold up a battle, you couldn't even trounce furniture, you're unsure/
If my top is being used as a paddle, behind becomes redder than an apple/
Half the lines were fillers but they still leave you rattled, all I did was dabble/
Your verse probably won't even get half the crackle, your bars are shackled/
Limited like you were rhyming in the airport going to Alaska from Seattle/
Voel:
Alright homie get that dick out of your mouth is you want me to hear what you say/
Voel will dry out your flow, dump your ass in the middle of the desert and leave you stray/
This battle doesn't make sense, you write your bars on a table, but tables don't write rhymes/
They just use whatever you put on them for dessert like freaking Vanilla Ice/
Just to let you know, it was not a good idea if you decide to fuck with me/
I always tear tables to pieces while I'm fucking on them even if they are made out of steel/
I need something more stable like the bed you were sleeping in when I entered your head and locked up your creativity on a cage it can never escape/
So, me losing this battle is illogical, like a woman leaving me or Obama getting support from the KKK/
Reality hits you hard and you ain't gonna cut it with that nursery rhyme/
You better grow up because I don't wanna fuck with a child like a damn pedophile/
Get down from that cloud and stop thinking so high of yourself that you are not a god/
The light posts on the street are higher than you and still get pissed on by an average dog/
I'm like a pimp putting my money on the bank, and you're just a hoe taking a money shot to the face/
I am the minotaur and you are just getting deeper into my maze/
I'm rhyming and stealing like Ali Baba and the forty thieves/
After this battle look at what you have left on your hands, I took your respect and prestige, and shattered your dreams/
Varnished Table:
Call damage control center, I'm about to manage Voel's journey/
Round one was laughable, think you can surpass me in this tourney/
With similarities as the Liberals, your words are overly impractical/
Have you ever counted syllables, elementary teachers marked ya fallible/
I'm not even going to my pinnacle, my wise words are too valuable/
And plus, your raps are minimal, my mind is too cynical for Vowel/
Or whatever the hell the guy's name is, he needs to throw in the towel/
This guy needs a term weaker than layman's, my lines need spray cans/
Try to move on to the next round, but I find a way to stray your plans/
And it's bound that a table will be crowned as better than the disabled/
Any other plot will be announced as a fable, and it's pronounced you're unable/
To hold up a battle, you couldn't even trounce furniture, you're unsure/
If my top is being used as a paddle, behind becomes redder than an apple/
Half the lines were fillers but they still leave you rattled, all I did was dabble/
Your verse probably won't even get half the crackle, your bars are shackled/
Limited like you were rhyming in the airport going to Alaska from Seattle/
Last edited by {E.M. Wuz X} on Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:55 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Varnished Table vs. Voel
Escobar 97™ Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:52 pm
Voel's disses were kinda a weak imo. Varnished did a little better.
I'd go with Varnished Table
I'd go with Varnished Table
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Re: Varnished Table vs. Voel
Voel Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:14 pm
I'm not feeling this one, this is one of the weakest diss verses I've done... and just when I needed a good one. My verse against Tyler was so much better and I didn't even got to use it
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Re: Varnished Table vs. Voel
l.e.b. Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:16 pm
VT got this one. Voel's disses weren't bad, but his lines were way too drawn out and had unsatisfyingly elementary rhymes. As usual, VT combines harshness with rhyming prowess, that's why he wins.
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