I fell asleep here's Snoop vs. Juliet White

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:44 am

Sorry my allergies have been flooring me. But, here's the battle from two artists from the UK, if I'm not mistaken. Snoop Knows Best, who originally made a controversial, but clever, tent joke. And Juliet White, the wife of Mic Messiah. I'll leave it to the judges...

Juliet

Snoop, Okay not being funny no one knows who the fuck is this bitch
Any who, the way I destroyed freeman, is the way am going to destroy you too
You ungentle man type fool, ‘tryna’ rap battle a girl, so not cools
Your just a fuckin boy whore who’s just a Lil sore, almost no dick, dumb sissy bitch
Oooh Shit, you even broke smiggie Balls record
By having such a small dick, imagine yours
If Smiggie’s ones a size of a small prick
How can you even think you can win this, when it’s against me?
Go; go ask Freeman, still shocked, not moving looking like a Treeman
Dumb sket if I had a dick, you would be first to blow me prick
Unlike yours nothing there, my dick would have magical powers that’d go
Knock, crack, Jolt, Swipe, Strike, bash, Thump, Whack n pop
Yup I repeat, Knock, crack, Jolt, Swipe, Strike, bash, Thump, Whack n pop
You’ll be begging me not to stop; I can go places you’ll never know
You fuckin low hoe, know, show sit back and watch me win this tour
And if you bite on mine, I’ll most likely chop off yours!!

Snoop

Juliet White, you're neither bright, nor a beautiful sight
you wish you where white but your not so your in spite
You wear a hijab, not beacuse of your plight
but becuase you look like you fell face first from a plane flight
you've had a vesectomy becuase your sight give kids a fright
Mic Messiah only married you cos it was arranged
if it was out of choice he'd be labeled as deranged
you're from the UK embarrassing me like needing a toupee
If you had your top off like a convertible coupé
I would never believe you are who you really say
when you wear tight clothes like a hero in a cape
you look even more like a man, even convicts woudn't rape
the only reason you got through was cos Freeman 'forgot'
even that punk would have been better competition
after I've finished with you you'll need more than a physician
a suicide mission you envision by testing my position

The next bracket will be released tonight at 7:30 eastern. Again very sorry for the delay.

SnoopKnowsBest Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:06 am

"Snoop Knows Best, who originally made a controversial, but clever, tent joke" is that what I'm known for now haha? Sorry I missed something out, I should really look over them before posting. I missed out the 'like' from one of the lines. Can put 'like' after 'me' in this line please: 'you're from the UK embarrassing me needing a toupee' And I thought it was my fault for the delay not yours?

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:10 am

SnoopKnowsBest wrote:"Snoop Knows Best, who originally made a controversial, but clever, tent joke" is that what I'm known for now haha? Sorry I missed something out, I should really look over them before posting. I missed out the 'like' from one of the lines. Can put 'like' after 'me' in this line please: 'you're from the UK embarrassing me needing a toupee' And I thought it was my fault for the delay not yours?

Naw, just put that because it pissed the girls in this forum off, lol. And idk if it was, I passed out at like 8:00 or something. But, it's cool, still got the verse up.

I vote Snoop, btw.

SnoopKnowsBest Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:17 am

{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
SnoopKnowsBest wrote:"Snoop Knows Best, who originally made a controversial, but clever, tent joke" is that what I'm known for now haha? Sorry I missed something out, I should really look over them before posting. I missed out the 'like' from one of the lines. Can put 'like' after 'me' in this line please: 'you're from the UK embarrassing me needing a toupee' And I thought it was my fault for the delay not yours?

Naw, just put that because it pissed the girls in this forum off, lol. And idk if it was, I passed out at like 8:00 or something. But, it's cool, still got the verse up.

I vote Snoop, btw.

lol. You wouldn't think I luv Ice Cube would care if you saw her Last.fm page. cheers

one vote for me! Though Juliet seems obsessed with my dick. Weird.

Nation Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:34 am

Snoop Knows best!

**Mic Messiah** Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:56 am

"Mic Messiah only married you cos it was arranged
if it was out of choice he'd be labeled as deranged"

Ouch...

Gotta vote for wifey dough, if I don't I might wake up tomorrow with missing testicles.

Bart Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:00 pm

What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Juliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Juliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:03 pm

Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Julliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Julliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

But as I said on another thread. If you can't put it together lyrically, disses are pointless. Snoop's was more clever, had disses, and was lyrical. An overall better verse.

You have to picture them battling, delivery is half the battle. Juliet wouldn't be able to have correct delivery, or flow. Snoop would...

SnoopKnowsBest Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:15 pm

Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Juliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Juliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

Well previously I've voted on who had the better disses. I feel that's the most important thing in a rap battle.

EDIT: Yea of course flow and lyrics are important but disses>them all

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:20 pm

SnoopKnowsBest wrote:
Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Juliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Juliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

Well previously I've voted on who had the better disses. I feel that's the most important thing in a rap battle.

It is... But if you can't deliver/flow them there's no point. Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW8UR7gSAyk&feature=relmfu

Escobar 97™ Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:25 pm

Juliet

Bart Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:27 pm

{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Julliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Julliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

But as I said on another thread. If you can't put it together lyrically, disses are pointless. Snoop's was more clever, had disses, and was lyrical. An overall better verse.

You have to picture them battling, delivery is half the battle. Juliet wouldn't be able to have correct delivery, or flow. Snoop would...

I dont necessarily agree with you. Have you seen e.g. how the rapper Chosen battles? He always says some funny shit about that other guy, he makes the crowd laugh and pumps it up. The purpouse of a diss is to get the attention and support of the crowd. A diss doesnt have to be that complex since the ppl listen to it just once. Flow, multies and all that shit are far more important on an album where they add to the replay value of it. But to diss someone successfully you dont have to be that lyrical tbh. Feel me?

**Saphire_flames** Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:28 pm

Enough about me lets talk about you
Fuck you snoop you can’t even hand in a verse
Why did this take longer than your poop
Sissy bitch dissing a lil girl shame on you fool
Lame of you taking so long scared bitch
Go dance in ur tutu you sissy boy bitch
At least I can show my face unlike you
I can beat you Black and Blue
Achoo am allergic to you
I say who I am I say
At least I say am a some body
Bitch you ain’t even got a body
At least I showed my face
I’m not the one hiding ma face
Matter of case you haven’t even seen ma face
You can't even tell your name
oOOH Thats a shame
Explicit had way better rhymes than you
Oh btw good luck Bitch
And yes I still wanna play basket ball with you <3

SnoopKnowsBest Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:32 pm

Bart wrote:I dont necessarily agree with you. Have you seen e.g. how the rapper Chosen battles? He always says some funny shit about that other guy, he makes the crowd laugh and pumps it up. The purpouse of a diss is to get the attention and support of the crowd. A diss doesnt have to be that complex since the ppl listen to it just once. Flow, multies and all that shit are far more important on an album where they add to the replay value of it. But to diss someone successfully you dont have to be that lyrical tbh. Feel me?

100% agree.

Bart Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:35 pm

SnoopKnowsBest wrote:
Bart wrote:
{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Julliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Julliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

But as I said on another thread. If you can't put it together lyrically, disses are pointless. Snoop's was more clever, had disses, and was lyrical. An overall better verse.

You have to picture them battling, delivery is half the battle. Juliet wouldn't be able to have correct delivery, or flow. Snoop would...

I dont necessarily agree with you. Have you seen e.g. how the rapper Chosen battles? He always says some funny shit about that other guy, he makes the crowd laugh and pumps it up. The purpouse of a diss is to get the attention and support of the crowd. A diss doesnt have to be that complex since the ppl listen to it just once. Flow, multies and all that shit are far more important on an album where they add to the replay value of it. But to diss someone successfully you dont have to be that lyrical tbh. Feel me?

100% agree.

Glad to hear that. I vote for Juliet therefore. But you had a tigh verse man, but next time go harder on your oponent.

SnoopKnowsBest Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:43 pm

Bart wrote:Glad to hear that. I vote for Juliet therefore. But you had a tigh verse man, but next time go harder on your oponent.

That's cool. I wrote it as quickly as I could so I put down whatever I had.

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:44 pm

Bart wrote:
{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Julliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Julliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

But as I said on another thread. If you can't put it together lyrically, disses are pointless. Snoop's was more clever, had disses, and was lyrical. An overall better verse.

You have to picture them battling, delivery is half the battle. Juliet wouldn't be able to have correct delivery, or flow. Snoop would...

I dont necessarily agree with you. Have you seen e.g. how the rapper Chosen battles? He always says some funny shit about that other guy, he makes the crowd laugh and pumps it up. The purpouse of a diss is to get the attention and support of the crowd. A diss doesnt have to be that complex since the ppl listen to it just once. Flow, multies and all that shit are far more important on an album where they add to the replay value of it. But to diss someone successfully you dont have to be that lyrical tbh. Feel me?

I'm not talking about multis... But her verse, isn't really a rap verse... It doesn't follow a four four structure, the syllables don't match, it doesn't really rhyme half the time and it's a little weak. All in my opinion, of course... It is funny, and I do like it though, it's just in a real battle she'd lose, he'd win. Typed, I understand how you could say it's debatable. But the same does go for Snoop's verse, it's really meh... Weak punchlines and odd lead-up to the next bar. But, it's a better verse overall, imo...

**Saphire_flames** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:15 pm

{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Bart wrote:
{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Bart wrote:What is actually more important in this tournament? How well you dissed the oponent or the lyrics?
Cause Julliet's verse is a better and funnier diss. Snoop's verse is better lyrically.
So if we rate who dissed whome better: Julliet
If we rate lyricism Snoop.

But as I said on another thread. If you can't put it together lyrically, disses are pointless. Snoop's was more clever, had disses, and was lyrical. An overall better verse.

You have to picture them battling, delivery is half the battle. Juliet wouldn't be able to have correct delivery, or flow. Snoop would...

I dont necessarily agree with you. Have you seen e.g. how the rapper Chosen battles? He always says some funny shit about that other guy, he makes the crowd laugh and pumps it up. The purpouse of a diss is to get the attention and support of the crowd. A diss doesnt have to be that complex since the ppl listen to it just once. Flow, multies and all that shit are far more important on an album where they add to the replay value of it. But to diss someone successfully you dont have to be that lyrical tbh. Feel me?

I'm not talking about multis... But her verse, isn't really a rap verse... It doesn't follow a four four structure, the syllables don't match, it doesn't really rhyme half the time and it's a little weak. All in my opinion, of course... It is funny, and I do like it though, it's just in a real battle she'd lose, he'd win. Typed, I understand how you could say it's debatable. But the same does go for Snoop's verse, it's really meh... Weak punchlines and odd lead-up to the next bar. But, it's a better verse overall, imo...

Em Wuz what you on about Cuz
You told me to do a diss verse
Shush man your making it worse
Your statement is false
Cuz why do you want me to lose so bad
Roll with the flow stop going mad
Thing about me I can make any thing rhyme
Since it gone take on am not going to waste my time
I can even make a nursery rhyme mine
As for my flow since its mine
Am the only one who’ll be able to make it flow
Sit back and stop trying to take up the show
Cuz that’s not fair no no

**The Co_oL** Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:57 pm

Snoop

Matt C Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:07 pm

I vote Snoop.

To My Crew With The Suuuu Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:39 pm

Snoop

SWEET TOOTH™ Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:20 pm

Juliet

{E.M. Wuz X} Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:51 pm

[quote="Juliet White Messiah"]

{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:
Em Wuz what you on about Cuz
You told me to do a diss verse
Shush man your making it worse
Your statement is false
Cuz why do you want me to lose so bad
Roll with the flow stop going mad
Thing about me I can make any thing rhyme
Since it gone take on am not going to waste my time
I can even make a nursery rhyme mine
As for my flow since its mine
Am the only one who’ll be able to make it flow
Sit back and stop trying to take up the show
Cuz that’s not fair no no

I'm sorry I really don't want you to lose!
It's just what I choose, I tend to be rude
I like to argue, didn't mean to intrude
On this battle, diss wise, you kill snoop
The verse you used, to converse with me
Is a better verse than the one initially
Visually, lyrically and more of an art
Structure+Disses=Pain like a dart
Opponent the board, bullseye everytime
Just try to work on the pure basics of rhyme
No complication, just four four time
A few syllabes, structure, then battle and shine

Yeah so in short your good, just need to work on structure, imo. You did that, you'd be awesome at battling, internet, or not. cheers

**Saphire_flames** Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:58 pm

Haha I like :p oi when does voting end?

**Varnished Table** Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:01 pm

Snoop though I kinda want Juliet to win so I can roll to the finals.

EGO TABLE, WHAT.

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