VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
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Mr Slow Flow
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VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
{E.M. Wuz X} Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:03 pm
Yeah... it's a forfeit, but here's table's verse(requested for the E-Cred)
Up against a slower flow than bottle filled with Ketchup/
My viscosity has more ferocity, time to play catch-up/
Varnished Table synonymous with greatness is a doctrine/
Mr. Slow Flow even getting a line on me is mind-boggling/
You gonna cut my legs off and make it look as if I'm hobbling?/
What are you, The Creator? cause your stuff's as whack as Goblin/
Your time to shine ain't close, because I'm the circuit breaker/
Take this sabre down your throat, have a dose of ya own vapor/
We size up like a ratio, 7 to 0, like how the judges gonna vote/
Meet your new father, like my name became Robert De Niro/
No benevolence, slaughter newborns, villains over heroes/
No intelligence, you probably chase more storms than relevance/
Sound the burial trumpets, my text, you couldn't trump it/
Let your body slowly digress, brain no longer corresponds/
Half these lines leave you perplexed, skilled profession/
Turn your pros to cons, turn your diss verse into a confession/
Up against a slower flow than bottle filled with Ketchup/
My viscosity has more ferocity, time to play catch-up/
Varnished Table synonymous with greatness is a doctrine/
Mr. Slow Flow even getting a line on me is mind-boggling/
You gonna cut my legs off and make it look as if I'm hobbling?/
What are you, The Creator? cause your stuff's as whack as Goblin/
Your time to shine ain't close, because I'm the circuit breaker/
Take this sabre down your throat, have a dose of ya own vapor/
We size up like a ratio, 7 to 0, like how the judges gonna vote/
Meet your new father, like my name became Robert De Niro/
No benevolence, slaughter newborns, villains over heroes/
No intelligence, you probably chase more storms than relevance/
Sound the burial trumpets, my text, you couldn't trump it/
Let your body slowly digress, brain no longer corresponds/
Half these lines leave you perplexed, skilled profession/
Turn your pros to cons, turn your diss verse into a confession/
Last edited by {E.M. Wuz X} on Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:07 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
SnoopKnowsBest Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:14 pm
Can Mr Slow Flow show himself as any more of a bitch?
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
Mic Messiah Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:17 pm
Mr. Slow Flow is deserving of a vicious sodomization, preferably by a large black man named Bubba...
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E-Real Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:24 pm
It's too bad we had some people not send in verses.
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l.e.b. Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:26 pm
Varnished never disappoints, and that's why he's my favorite piece of indoor furniture.
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Rhyme Sayer Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:30 pm
Dope shit, Mr. Slow Flow wouldn't have one anyway, too bad it's a waste of an awesome verse
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
Deron Trilliams Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:34 pm
Slow Flow ghostwrote this, so who wins now? Slow Flow i suppose
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Mr Slow Flow Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:32 pm
i forgot to write my verse so i deserve a sodomization from some nigger named bubba and i'm a huge bitch? dafuck.. sorry i didn't know the internets were this important to you guys. you all need a little vitamin d it seems
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{E.M. Wuz X} Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:35 pm
Mr Slow Flow wrote:i forgot to write my verse so i deserve a sodomization from some nigger named bubba and i'm a huge bitch? dafuck.. sorry i didn't know the internets were this important to you guys. you all need a little vitamin d it seems
Lol, I would need ALOT of vitamin D. But I take supplements... Anyway, you coulda told me sooner, it's kind of hard to miss 10 reminders...
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Banjo Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:37 pm
Mr Slow Flow wrote:i forgot to write my verse so i deserve a sodomization from some nigger named bubba and i'm a huge bitch? dafuck.. sorry i didn't know the internets were this important to you guys. you all need a little vitamin d it seems
I'm pretty sure that was in reference to your abusing your mod powers to delete a bunch of threads for no real reason other than you being a huge bitch.
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
Mr Slow Flow Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:39 pm
{E.M. Wuz X} wrote:Mr Slow Flow wrote:i forgot to write my verse so i deserve a sodomization from some nigger named bubba and i'm a huge bitch? dafuck.. sorry i didn't know the internets were this important to you guys. you all need a little vitamin d it seems
Lol, I would need ALOT of vitamin D. But I take supplements... Anyway, you coulda told me sooner, it's kind of hard to miss 10 reminders...
I haven't been online for a couple days. My birthday was 3 days ago and my cousin got married yesterday, and I've worked 28 hours in the last 3 days. I forgot that I even signed up for it, sorry.
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Mr Slow Flow Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:42 pm
Banjo wrote:Mr Slow Flow wrote:i forgot to write my verse so i deserve a sodomization from some nigger named bubba and i'm a huge bitch? dafuck.. sorry i didn't know the internets were this important to you guys. you all need a little vitamin d it seems
I'm pretty sure that was in reference to your abusing your mod powers to delete a bunch of threads for no real reason other than you being a huge bitch.
No idea why you guys think it was me, but okay then.
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
Varnished Table Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:43 pm
that leg disassembling line hurt, doe.
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Re: VARNISHED TABLE VS. MR. SLOW FLOW!!!!(forfeit)
The Co_oL Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:14 am
Forfeit? Couldn't he have turned up with a notepad at the very least?
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